Being without a phone is oddly liberating

"Being without a phone is oddly liberating." Thats how my friend called it being without one temporarily. Ok, lets count the ways:

The only time I really was sorry for having no cell phone number and no landline is when my mom was not able to call me on my birthday. Besides that I dont feel a tiny need to have one. Not here, not now. There may be circumstances I might need one. But at the moment its only people telling me that I need one. Tell me why? I was born and went to kindergarden and to school - yeah, guess! No phones, not even landline phones. *gg*

Its the century of internet. Everything made electrical. Doors: opening automatically. Chances for gentlemen decreasing. Car windows: electrical. No longer interesting that if you fall into water driving a car it is much easier to turn the windows down instead of opening the doors. It might be possible that both would not be possible. Things you need to know. :) ... When you can use chats to "talk", when people are not able to look each other in the eyes and tell an argument. 

And when banks are no longer able to change your postal address just on paper, because it needs "administration" time. TWO weeks, people. Two weeks my bank would need to change my postal address, if I dont do it online. Just figured that out because I needed both: a new password for my online banking and my postal address to be changed. Bad luck, that the new password would have been send to the p o s t a l address. Really. Twenty first century. Amazing. Thanks god for making everything easier with technic! *ironic*

Oh, by the way, youngsters: its called irony. Not sarcasm. Damned, what did you learn in school? Using foreign words you dont know to impress your friends? Ask wiki for the difference. Its online. Internet. Remember? The thing you need everywhere and everytime. You check it out on your smart phones. Smart phones, he? ROFL 

"Oh, I never asked for your phone number." "Well, because I told you I have none."

"Hey I was busy. Here is my phone number 09876543. Thats easier now u can call me when u want." "Why is that easier? I dont have a cell phone nor a landline phone  - you are really funny." "No cellphone, come on, thats a joke." As if I would try to lie. "No joke. Why should I joke about it?" Its funny enough though. "Ok, how I get contact to u tell me. Everybody has a gsm." "Facebook? Dont you contact me right now?" ... Internet, remember, people? Circle closed?

...After flirting with some offers I did it:

Oh my goodness.
I did it.
I bought a new bicycle.
Excited waiting time starts now until its delivered.
[And: too funny regarding the last Albert Einstein quote:
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. ]

You are going to be mine soon:

Girl, you'll be a woman soon...